Saturday, April 24, 2010

the devil and angel in me (;

just this week, the 1A1 family dinasty started. as the family's official lawyer, let me explain the family tree to you...
FIRST GENERATION:
sin yun is the oldest, followed by xi khai. and then it's li qian and jia ying. li qian is married to tze donn (he's asking for a divorce and wants to burn down the family tree, fyi)
SECOND GENERATION:
sin yun and xi khai are single and have no children. li qian and tze donn have four daughters (they made too many): dollicia, karmen, soo kee and nicole. dollicia is married to wei zhe, karmen is married to yong tuck (sweat...=.=), soo kee is single (miss independent) and nicole is ya know, mrs AH. i think y'all know what i mean, right...? jia ying isn't married but 'anak-angkated' song lynn and yun yee =]
THIRD GENERATION:
dollicia and wei zhe have three daughters (btw, there are a lot of girls in this family tree, 13 to be exact.lolz.): yee teng, yi qing and chia shuen. karmen and yong tuck have a son (finally!): Adrian (lame, right?). whereareas mr and mrs AH have a daughter, AH hui er (OMFG, that sounds SO disgusting).
so that's about it. now back to the part about devils and angels...? well...ya see. i made these really neat borang perkahwinan-s for all the married couples in the family and well...i kind of a softie, and don't really think it's right for me to just force it upon them. at the same time, it's just so much fun that well...i just can't help it. so i'm so so so so so so sorry if i 'd hurt any of y'all's feelings. forgive me??
anyways, moving on to a more cheerful topic...i made 4 copies of borang perkahwinan and i told nicole to show tze donn a blank one (fyi, he tore his and li qian's into half. but don't worry, i glued it back together and now it's good as new) ...and he filled in the form for jason and nicole (he's doing my job!!=]) all i can say it was damn friggin' hilarious. i just can't describe it. if ya wanna see it, get it from me. but after that, nicole changed the borang perkahwinan to borang pemilikan housegay (jason), and guess what? it turned out....BOOM, dude! laugh till you cry with this one (well, only if you have a great sense of humor and i'm counting on that). i personally thought that the witnesses part was the best. the witnesses were me and tze donn. well not so much tze donn as he put in Robert Pattinson. when i confronted him about it, he changed it to Robert PattinsoNg Tze Donn. sweat...=.= he even forged the damn signature. oh yeah, i also remembered that he put in 'Justin Beaver' as jason's dad and 'Taylor Lautner' as nicole's. btw, i just realised, his writing is really really nice man. nicole is so proud of her daddy--the world's dumbest dad aka the penge-con (con-man, geddit? it was dimelayukan, don't worry if you don't get it...)
ok i think this is a long enough post. so i'll just stop here. sayonara, babes!! =]
Heart,
QiCheng =]

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